My name is Envy, I am a homunculus created by my Father. I was the fourth homunculus formed after my named sin. I will most likely hate you.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
idesireyourass started following you
“Must I recite my speech?”
“Unless you want a new head, I suggest you don’t.”
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“Oh goody.. Well if you expected there to be something exciting you came to the wrong place.”
[Pretty swell, how about you?]
idesireyourass started following you
“What do you want Greed?”
“What do you think?”
“Being annoying?”
idesireyourass started following you
“What do you want Greed?”
“I smell a drunken oppertunity!”
Edwarda started laughing. “Yeah right.”/
“Stop laughing!! Stop not believing me!! Stop it!”
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“I smell a drunken oppertunity!”
You’re drunk, Edwarda, go home was what her mind translated that as. “Nope,” she said. “You were totally thinking about that viking person.”
“He wishes, actually he thinks about me all the time.. uhh..”
“I was just checking to make sure he wasn’t thinking about me..”
“Yeah! That’s it! That stupid little cute pervert thinks it’s okay to think about me naked without my knowledge!
“Not in this lifetime buddy.”
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“I smell a drunken oppertunity!”
“Who else would it be?” Edwarda asked. “Oh, were you looking at fire breathing cat thing’s human?” She was slightly drunk herself.
“For your information I was not looking at anyone!” Envy growled, scowling at her. “And I never know when you around, you just kind of sneak up on me.” He Told her rolling his eyes as he turned back around. “And you smell like liquor.. Go home, Edwarda.”
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“And that’s still not long enough.. What do you want?” [Hello again. ^^]
“I smell a drunken oppertunity!”
Edwarda slipped up behind Envy silently. Dropping down to her knees, she jumped, tackling the homunculus to the ground. “ENVY!”
Ready to attack a certain drunk viking the sin got attacked himself.
“Whats the big Idea?!” He snarled; He then realized who it was.
“Edwarda?” He asked her much calmer than before.
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